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To: Colofornian
could be worse...

could be Islamic

could be a Scientologist


3 posted on 07/11/2012 6:01:54 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Vaquero

you are absolutely correct.

colofornian would rather have a practitioner of Islam as president than a mormon.

God save America from 4 more years of Obama.


8 posted on 07/11/2012 6:17:01 AM PDT by IWONDR
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To: Vaquero
Hey . Why not start a thread in the Religion Forum about those two belief systems, it could be interesting. This thread is about mormonISM.
29 posted on 07/11/2012 7:09:52 AM PDT by svcw (If one living cell on another planet is life, why isn't it life in the womb?)
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To: Vaquero
could be worse...

Yup!

Could be EPISCOPALIAN!!!


 

If you have cable TV, there won’t be much on to watch.


 

 

 

 

If there isn’t much on to watch, you will answer your door whenever someone rings.


 

 

 

 

If you open your door, you will see mormons.


 

 

 

 

If you talk to mormons, they will trick you into “praying about whether something is true”.


 

 

 

 

If you rely on your feelings, you may become a mormon.


 

 

 

 

If you become a mormon, you will have to wear magic underwear!


 

 

 

 

If you wear magic underwear, people will immediately label you as a cultist.


DON’T be a cultist!
Get DirectTV.

125 posted on 07/11/2012 10:38:08 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
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