could be Islamic
could be a Scientologist
you are absolutely correct.
colofornian would rather have a practitioner of Islam as president than a mormon.
God save America from 4 more years of Obama.
Yup!
Could be EPISCOPALIAN!!!
If you have cable TV, there wont be much on to watch.
If there isnt much on to watch, you will answer your door whenever someone rings.
If you open your door, you will see mormons.
If you talk to mormons, they will trick you into praying about whether something is true.
If you rely on your feelings, you may become a mormon.
If you become a mormon, you will have to wear magic underwear!
If you wear magic underwear, people will immediately label you as a cultist.
DONT be a cultist!
Get DirectTV.