And I'll admit what is probably a sin but may stop some of the back and forth here if it makes one person laugh a little—
Saturday night I kind of wished our Catholic Easter Vigil was, well maybe not sub- par, but a little shorter. I had such a bad headache but the Priest went on and on. It was a beautiful service but the kids were exhausted, and the church was packed. The Priest went outside to light some candles and other things and it was so windy they wouldn't light. He still had a microphone on and at one point I thought he was going to swear at the flame that kept going out, but he didn't! We were hearing his whole conversation and kind of started to laugh. Finally we heard over the speakers, “Father, you may want to turn your microphone off until you come back in.” and then the Priest to us all, “Oh, ok, sorry everyone.” after that it was nice, my headache got better and I got teary eyed, which my kids know means it was a well done touching service but I still embarrass them!
Why not?
Souls are going to hell as I type this!!!