[Tax-chick]

A girl can be a slut without producing children.

In theory ... but it's amazing how often either teenage dingbats or middle-aged feminist ideologues are, whoops, omg, shocking, pregnant.

As I've said before ... you take your little couple ... Taylor and Taylor, for example ... and if she takes a pill every morning at 8 a.m., and he uses a condom every time they have sex, the chance of their conceiving a child is statistically zero. But they don't.

And it doesn't matter if they're high school students in Tahlequah or Harvard grads in fancy jobs in New York City, they still don't. She gets pregnant. And then we're back with Homer in 750 B.C., dealing with the same social fallout.

[Defiant]

Hey now, watch it. If slutty girls didn’t get pregnant in Tahlequah, I wouldn’t be here.

[Salvation]

And basically isn’t this all saying that girls (and boys, too) do NOT have to follow the crowd and do the sex thing that everyone thinks is so fashionable?

[Mrs. Don-o]

Condoms 33 cents apiece at Wal-Mart, or free by the handful at the County Health Dept or the Student Welness Center, but (according to Alan Guttsmasher) about 1/2 of the women who get abortions were using cotnraceptives, and half were using no contraceptives at all. The sexual reproductive system, which suceeded for 100% of your ancestors and mine going back 20,000 generations, is designed to succeed.

And instead of saying "Praise God," people say "It's so unfair."