[Vendome]

The refrain I continue to hear is “There is a historical LDS and there is a Doctrinal LDS”.

Doesn’t really help their case when I think of all those poor horses that died, on a hill in Cumrah under the weight of steel armor and weaponry some 2,000 years ago.

And those poor Laminites.

[Elsie]

The refrain I continue to hear is “There is a historical LDS and there is a Doctrinal LDS”.

There is a MILKY MormonISM and there is a MEATY MormonISM.

[Elsie]

There is a MILKY MormonISM and there is a MEATY MormonISM.

Why yes, Ma'am; we will let you nurse from the SLC teat!

If you want MEAT; wait for the ANTIs to appear and bash poor widdle us!"