I certainly would. I laugh at both of them. I'm a Christian, I will remain a Christian, and if the muzies are right, I'll go to muzzie hell with a song on my lips.
Its not that you just going to hell but that you want to drag the rest of us with you singing songs of appeasement to the wicked.
And if you say you are a "christian", then please point to me where Jesus encourages baptism of the dead?