[annieokie]

KLI-flos-is-es and Hah-ko-kau-beam....??? ROFLLMHO

Da names, da names, my gosh the pain of da names.

Drunk??? I think maybe Kliflosises is really "I kinda like floosies" and the Hahkokaubeam is "How can I get off this beam".

Would be so great if someone would ask Romney to explain all this to us. rofl. Seriously, I would like some Media giant to ask him, with a straight face.

[annieokie]

No wonder Mittens don't want Newt to explore the moon and mocks him. He's afraid Newt will mess up his future playground.

Mitt!!! you can go early, stake yourself out a planet. Boomer-Sooner.

[Tennessee Nana]

think maybe Kliflosises is really “I kinda like floosies” and the Hahkokaubeam is “How can I get off this beam”.
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NAH

Joey and Martin were writing their tome the book of mormon..

Emma brings in more booze...

Joey to Martin: Care for more Beam ???

Martin to Emma whose holding the bottle: Let it flow Sis...

See ???

I can read reformed egyptian...

Look Ma no hat...

LOL

[Xenus Paradox]

Came across this thread while doing a Google search on the names from the Book of Abraham, and you people are incredibly ignorant. All these words are completely legitimate. Kolob is likely a mis-transliteration of the Hebrew word קורוב (Korob) meaning "Near," hence "the name of the great one is Kolob (Korob), because it is NEAR unto me." Kli-Flos-Is-Es is fairly straightforward: כלי (kly) means "Vessel", פלש (fls) means "to invade", and יש אש (is es) means "there is fire." Hah-ko-kau-beam is a phonetic rendering of the Hebrew term "ה כוכבי" (ha kokabim) meaning "the stars." All of the other names are legitimate Hebrew, such as Oliblish "אה לב לשה" (al leb lishah) meaning "Heart of the Lamb," Kae-e-vanrash "חיי א בן ראש" (kha e ven rosh) meaning "Life at the New Year" (likely a reference to Sirius, whose annual heliacal rising marked the start of the Egyptian year and the flooding of the Nile, without which the rich black soil that made growing crops possible would not be deposited, bringing death to all of Egypt.) Romney's a NWO tool, and the religion seems silly to you (but then many of you probably believe in an invisible, intangible being without "body, parts, or passions" who lives in a heaven which is everywhere and nowhere at once, and who talked to Himself at His baptism and makes people drink wine which is magically transformed into His literal blood, so y'all are massive hypocrites), but the names are solid.