I would have mine sprankled on the tomatos so that everyone could eat me...
I'm gonna specifically ask that my butt be separated from the rest of me, cremated by itself, and then dumped into the HVAC system of the nearest (insert liberal establishment) office to me at the time.
173 posted on 12/26/2011 1:57:19 PM PST by IYAS9YAS
(Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)