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In all, 2,637 balls pelted the property during a recent year-long period, the church claims. Members know because they collected each one....The source is not divine, but the adjacent TopGolf, a state-of-the-art entertainment complex that features a 76-bay, two-level driving range....

....the complex has done everything possible to corral balls, including spending about $350,000 on possible solutions and working closely with the church.....Vrankin said TopGolf has paid as much as $2,000 for damage caused by balls hit onto church grounds in recent years....The problem, he said, is that 10 million balls are hit at TopGolf each year...“99.9927 percent of balls stay in the property line”....

....TopGolf outfits each ball with a microchip that allows the company to track the length of the drive and the number of balls hit.

1 posted on 11/06/2011 11:03:21 AM PST by Alex Murphy
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To: Alex Murphy
I only hit two good balls all day...and THAT was when I stepped on a rake in the sand trap.

But seriously, it's a shame that a portion of that $350,000 already spent didn't go toward the netting that would have solved the problem.

2 posted on 11/06/2011 11:11:42 AM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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Just a golf tip,if your ever in a lighting storm on a golf course,hold a 1 iron over your head,’cause even God can’t hit a 1 iron;)


3 posted on 11/06/2011 11:13:26 AM PST by mdittmar (i)
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To: Alex Murphy

When I was a kid back in Kansas, I used to go to a roving archery range adjacent to a golf course. I marveled at the number of balls on the archery range and wondered if there were arrows on the golf course.


4 posted on 11/06/2011 11:18:46 AM PST by umgud
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TopGolf outfits each ball with a microchip that allows the company to track

"Jus like it predicts in the book of revelations!"

5 posted on 11/06/2011 11:19:18 AM PST by Lee N. Field ("You fool! Don't you know every Taurus purchased brings us closer to TEOTWAWKI?")
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..TopGolf outfits each ball with a microchip that allows the company to track the length of the drive and the number of balls hit.

I'd like a few of those to play in the fall. Sometimes the balls are just too difficult to find because of the leaves and the angle of the sun.

6 posted on 11/06/2011 11:23:00 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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When I lived in Japan, there was a simple low-tech solution to this type of thing: Driving ranges were fully enclosed in netting, generally a green weatherproof polyester, occasionally blue. They made the driving ranges easy to spot from a considerable distance. I suppose that much netting would be costly and the supporting aluminum framework even more so, but there would be a point where it would pay off.


8 posted on 11/06/2011 11:34:58 AM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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Hmmm....10 million per year * 99.9927 = 9 999 270. So at most 730 balls per year leave the property. But the church has collected 2637 balls in a year.


9 posted on 11/06/2011 11:42:20 AM PST by scrabblehack
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Their toddlers’ favorite activity is golf-ball hunting, also known as “nature walks”. It’s like Easter eggs, but all the time. Then they take turns popping them through the special hole in the shed, and listen to them rattle around on the floor.


12 posted on 11/06/2011 12:09:15 PM PST by SovereignVA (The fate of good men who refuse to become involved in politics is to be ruled by evil men.)
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That’s actually something to Dibble over...


15 posted on 11/06/2011 1:41:29 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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My wife has visited a friend who live right off a golf course. As my wife was standing talking to her stray golf balls would fall into their yard or hit their roof. My wife was terrified but her friend seem unfazed. Her husband would collect them and use them for his golf games.

At a dollar a golf ball, perhaps the church should look at this as a source of revenue. Perhaps manna from heaven?


17 posted on 11/06/2011 5:17:03 PM PST by HarleyD
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To: Alex Murphy

it may be judgement on the Presbyterian Church for accepting gay marriage — it’s raining (golf) balls ;-P


18 posted on 11/07/2011 1:49:32 AM PST by Cronos
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