You'll need a lot of cheese to go with that whine resty
Posted on 10/27/2011 7:27:20 AM PDT by Saundra Duffy
(There is a rumor floating about that the above is a VERY popular ScreenSaver amoung MORMONs...)
Steroids are illegal...
3. The living prophet is more important to us than a dead prophet.
4. The prophet will never lead the church astray.
5. The prophet is not required to have any particular earthly training or credentials to speak on any subject or act on any matter at any time.
6. The prophet does not have to say “Thus Saith the Lord,” to give us scripture.
7. The prophet tells us what we need to know, not always what we want to know.
8. The prophet is not limited by men’s reasoning.
9. The prophet can receive revelation on any matter, temporal or spiritual.
10. The prophet may advise on civic matters.
11. The two groups who have the greatest difficulty in following the prophet are the proud who are learned and the proud who are rich.
12. The prophet will not necessarily be popular with the world or the worldly.
13. The prophet and his counselors make up the First Presidency—the highest quorum in the Church.
14. The prophet and the presidency—the living prophet and the First Presidency—follow them and be blessed—reject them and suffer.
Wow, this looks like something Hugo Chavez would write. Seriously, how do Mormons defend against this? It has "controlling cult" written all over it.
Where exactly does this site list LDS under "other Christian"??? The fact that is a topic choice is not an endorsement...it also presents the topic choice "other NON-Christian" which is the accurate listing for mormonism.
Members of the LDS Church are Christians on steroids...there is again, the usual "neener, neener we are better than you" claim made all the time by mormons...such arrogance!
Defend against WHAT??
THAT ain't SCRIPTURE!!
--MormonDupe(Why do our leaders ever say ANYTHING, since we don't have to follow it or believe it?)
MORMON
ATTITUDES OF SUPERIORITY
1. I’m Superior; I have a special gift of the holy Ghost -- you don’t!
2. I’m Superior; I have God’s true priesthood power -- you don’t! 3. I’m Superior; I can go in God’s secret Temple -- you can’t! 4. I’m Superior; I’ve been Endowed with special Gifts and Knowledge -- you’re just normal! 5. I’m Superior; I’ll have my family with me in heaven -- you’ll be with strangers! 6. I’m Superior; I’m becoming a God -- you aren’t! 7. I’m Superior; My women know their place as servants of man and yours don’t. 8. I’m Superior; YOUR creeds are wrong because they come from man - mine comes from God (you can find each one printed in our Scriptures). 9. I’m Superior; I don’t HAVE a creed - I’ve got 13 Articles of Faith. 10. I'm Superior; I have 4 "Bibles"-- the standard works (5 if you count the JST) -- you've only got one: in as far as it is translated correctly. 11. I’m Superior; I can lie with impunity about such things as church membership, church growth, church doctrine, church history, church influence, etc. — -- You can’t. 12. I’m Superior; I am right (everybody knows) when I say 'evangelical' Christians are lunatics -- -- You’re a hideous narrow-minded bigot, who is persecuting me by practicing discrimination by saying I'm not a Christian.
13. I'm Superior; I have a testimony about a prophet -- you don't. 14. I'm Superior; I have a Scripture-producing Amos 3:7 prophet -- you don't 15. I’m Superior; I have a Living Prophet who talks to god every day -- you have a dim-witted hireling of Satan who only talks to himself. 16. I'm Superior; I have my calling & election made sure -- you don't. 17. I’m Superior; I have magic underwear to protect me from the bogey man -- you don’t. 18. I’m Superior; I have secret clasps and grips to give the angel so I get admitted to the celestial kingdom -- you don’t ;so you can’t. 19. I'm Superior; I know secret handshake codes for afterlife entrances-- you don't. 20. I’m Superior; I will see Joseph Smith setting on the right hand of GOD, when I get to Mormon heaven, and he will recognize me and judge me favorably -- You’re on your own; when you get to wherever you’re going! 21. I’m Superior; I’m going to hie to Kolob -- you’re going to who knows where. 22. I’m Superior; I get to have a harem and act like a celestial stud for time and all eternity -- you don’t. 23. I’m Superior; I have sun stones, moon stones, sky stones, cloud stones, Saturn stones, and the evil eye of Osirus guarding my temple -- You have nothing but a stupid cross.
24. I’m Superior; My church has billions in assets stashed away -- yours has taken a stupid vow of poverty. 25. I'm Superior; Last - we have the power to keep a whole race out of our priesthood if we wanted to reinsert our 148-year legacy (we ARE still keeping an entire GENDER at bay!) 26. I'm superior; I have the "higher law" -- everyone else "lives under the "lesser law' because I say so...(over and over). Revision 46.5
Semi-Official creed of the EXclusive club of Freeper Flying Inmans.
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I guess they keep showing up for the pot luck dinners.
and it seems it is allowed that antis can take things out of context and sign it Joseph Smith.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/2798629/posts?page=29#29
correction
if you are neither Mormon nor Trinitarian.
Godhead nor Trinitarian.
Goddhead; Father, Son and, Holy Ghost is in the the Bible,
Trinitarian is NOT in the Bible the conception of the Trinity was decided by the Council of Nicene.
You'll need a lot of cheese to go with that whine resty
Trinitarian is NOT in the Bible the conception of the Trinity was decided by the Council of Nicene.
The conception of "mormon" was invented by the mind of Joseph Smith.
5. The prophet is not required to have any particular earthly training or credentials to speak on any subject or act on any matter at any time.
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]and yet the LORD Jesus Christ who is God submitted to training from human parents and Rabbis before he went out to do His earthly ministry...
He was about 30 years old before He ceased training and He received credentials in the River Jordan and in the desert...
But mere men dont need to ???
Trinitarian is NOT in the Bible
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No is Mormon but you dont seem to let that stop you...
Trinitarian is NOT in the Bible
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Well there were those “p0lain and precious” things that were taken out...
Maybe ...
Trinitarian is NOT in the Bible
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Well there were those “plain and precious” things that were taken out...
Maybe ...
Goddhead; Father, Son and, Holy Ghost is in the the Bible,
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Where ???
Source ???
From the Christian Bible only
any version other than your Joseph Smith Version (JSV)
steroids are todays mushrooms...
Why WHINE when YOU now have the opportunity to re-post it IN context and show the WORLD how mistreated you MORMONs are!
Oh; WAIT!!!
It already HAS been!
Too bad; Resty; that the MOCKERY of JS (in RED) seems to have slipped by you...
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