The Book of Mac Aroni, Chapter 4, verse six answers that question quite clearly:
“You may call yourself whatever you like as long as you wear the undies of white”
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Don’t go there! There is something to be said for Mormon undies! When I first saw a pic of them, on FR of all places it cured me of all impure thoughts I had of those young cute Mormon missionaries that came to my door!
Too late!
You are DOOMED!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmZRDUO1wGQ
Not exactly Speedos; right?