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To: elcid1970
What is the connection between Mormons and giraffes?

There is a group of "Christians" that like to mock sacredly held beliefs of other faiths, and think it is cute. It is a mocking reference to the temple garment that the LDS wear to remind them of the promises that they made to God in their temples. You see, the "magic underwear" is made from giraffe skin.

It is a rather odd way to demonstrate their Christianity through mocking.

Just don't ask them about the weather.

49 posted on 10/11/2011 4:43:56 PM PDT by T. P. Pole
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To: T. P. Pole

“You see, the magic underwear is made from giraffe skin”.

LOL! I like the long hard swallowing metaphor better.

BTW, I’m Catholic and I laugh even more when the COJCOLDS calls my faith “the great and abominable church” and “the whore of Babylon”.

“Coffee with breakfast, wine with supper. What could be better?”

;^)


50 posted on 10/11/2011 5:19:33 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("Deport all Muslims. Nuke Mecca now. Death to Islam means freedom for all mankind.")
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To: T. P. Pole
You see, the "magic underwear" is made from giraffe skin.

I live and learn! Or are you just being humorous? (I'm easily duped)

52 posted on 10/11/2011 5:36:02 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Citizen Cain is good enough for me! - "refermech")
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To: T. P. Pole
It is a rather odd way to demonstrate their Christianity through mocking.

So TRUE!!!!

I just HATE when that happens!


Mark 7:26-27
26. The woman was a Greek, born in Syrian Phoenicia. She begged Jesus to drive the demon out of her daughter.
27. "First let the children eat all they want," he told her, "for it is not right to take the children's bread and toss it to their dogs."


56 posted on 10/12/2011 8:03:11 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
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To: T. P. Pole
It is a mocking reference to the temple garment that the LDS wear to remind them of the promises that they made to God in their temples.

They had to do SOMEthing; seeing as circumsion was already taken...

57 posted on 10/12/2011 8:04:26 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
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