You presuppose Beck.
You know the difference,
you must stop pretending
that you don’t know.
Posted on 09/06/2011 8:15:09 AM PDT by Colofornian
You presuppose Beck.
You know the difference,
you must stop pretending
that you don’t know.
now your hypocrisy is taken to another level!
How dare you declare that someone else doesn’t know Jesus - you have blasted many people on this thread because they questioned Glenn Beck’s supposed faith in the biblical Christ.
Who made you judge and executioner to condemn another freeper for not knowing Jesus?
Speaking of corpses...
JESUS: Hey Smith! Remember that boast you made about doing more than even I had done to hold the 'church' together?
JOSEPH SMITH: Where am I?
JESUS: Don't you remember? A few seconds ago you were in that jail.
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah; but where am I NOW?
JESUS: Don't you remember? Does bang - bang ring a bell?
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah - that crummy gun I had was about USELESS!
JESUS: I hope you left instructions on how to hold your church together.
JOSEPH SMITH: Dang! I knew there was SOMETHING I was forgetting!
JESUS: Looks like there's a power struggle going on down there.
JOSEPH SMITH: Yeah; there was always SOMEone who wanted the power that I held - especially over the LADIES - wink wink.
JESUS: No need to worry about that now; remember what my friend Matthew wrote down?
JOSEPH SMITH: This? “At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven” (Matthew 22:30)
JESUS: That's it.
JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated.
JESUS: Nah - it was right.
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh well; it was fun while it lasted. My buds will still get it on with the girls.
JESUS: Uh; I'm sorry; in just a few more years; your followers will cavein to the United States government and abandon the 'Eternal Covenant' that you came up with.
JOSEPH SMITH: ME!? YOU are the one that told me to do that!
JESUS: Sorry; but you must have mistranslated what I told you. What part of Do NOT commit ADULTERY did you not understand?
JOSEPH SMITH: mumble....
JESUS: What did you say?
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, nothing.
JESUS: Well; it was interesting talking to you; but now I must get back to perparing a place for those who believe in Me.
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, yeah; the Celestial Kingdom.
JESUS: No...
JOSEPH SMITH: The Telestial one?
JESUS: Nope.
JOSEPH SMITH: SUREly not the TERRESTRIAL one!!
JESUS: Nope. Didn't you read that the mind of man had NOT conceived of it? Paul wrote it down in 1 Corinthians 2:9.
JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated.
JESUS: No; it wasn't.
JOSEPH SMITH: You SURE?
JESUS: Yes. Now I must be going: what did you say your name was again?
JOSEPH SMITH: Joseph Smith.
JESUS: Hmmmm. According to my Heavenly FAITHbook, you didn't sign in as one of my friends - sorry, I never knew you.
JOSEPH SMITH: But....
I LOLed!
Discuss the issues all you want, but do not make it personal.
It's OBVIOUS that you do NOT take the Indianapolis Star!!
HMMmmm...
Is that anything like an emotional response?
They were accusing Jesus of not being a prophet because he should know what kind of woman she is. A prostitute.
This actually in agreement with what I told you, Jesus would have literally sat down with Glen Beck, washed his feet, and broke bread with him.
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The prostitute had a name...
and The LORD Jesus Christ said that what she did would be remembered...
I sont know how you can equate the unbelieving Glenn beck with the repentant mary magdaline
But it seems you are trying to...
Mary Magdaline was the first Christian preacher after The Jesus Christ rose from the dead..
Masry Magdaline was the first disciple to see The LORD Jesus and then she went and told the others....
Lets look at that passage...
Jesus never washed her feet nor did He eat with her...
Instead she came in while He was eating and repented of her sins and fell at his feet
She wept on His feet and dried them with her hair...
She kissed His feet while Simon, a Glenn Beck mocking type, thyought in his heart that Jesus should have cast her off...
Andf just as Simon did wrong, Glenn Beck when he mocked Jimmy Hoffa did wrong...
The day Glenn Beck repents of his sins and does what Mary did let us know...
Why yes: we DO do requests!
Just click the organ...
Now now...
Perhaps there is a problem with short term memory...
Now now...
Don’t get all...
(wait for it)
...emotional.
I see that I was using the right bait!
If Jesus Christ appeared in Israel, you would have quite a shock when you saw him dine with Glen instead of you.
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Well first Glennie boy would have to be in Irael to dine with The LORD Jesus Christ
But since Beck will be hanging around in Indepedance Missouri waiting for his mormon jesus he wont be “breaking bread” with The LORD Jesus Christ of the Christian Bible...
So yes we all would be pleasently surprized of Beck repented of his sins and got saved and left the Mormon religion but it didnt happen as yet...
Next silliness please...
But I thought there was only one, and the Mormons worship him?
I really don’t think we are talking about the same Jesus Christ.
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I know we are not
Glen Beck was not a disciple 2000 years ago...
Let me tell you who was there for the foot washing...
Simon Peter, Andrew, James, John, Phillip, Bartholomew, Matthew, Thomas, James Bar Alpheus, Simon the Zealot, Judas Bar James, and Judas Iscariot
Just those 12...
Jesus never washed the feet of any others...
and He did it only before His death on the Cross...
after He was risen was a whole other dispensation...
Maybe Beck could start washing the feet of those he has mocked and accused
Like the beautiful feet of those loving Christians who came to him in Israel
and Jimmy Hoffa who he just publicly slurred...
The number is rushing towards us
:)
If Jesus Christ appeared in Israel, you would have quite a shock when you saw him dine with Glen instead of you.
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Would it worry you if I was there instead of you and Beck ???
If Jesus Christ appeared in Israel, you would have quite a shock when you saw him dine with Glen instead of you.
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If the mormon jesus who was a man before he was a god, wants to dine with Glenn beck, its no skin off my nose...
But as for the other Jeus, The LORD Jesus Christ of the Christian Bible, who is God, you need to know that the Christians will be dining in Heaven with Him at the Marriage Supper of the Lamb...
The LORD Jesus Christ is the Bridegroom and we the church of Christ at the Bride...
Who wants to eat in Israel when we can eat in Heaven...
The LORD Jesus Christ eating in Israel with just one man is not scriptural...
he is not coming back to eat with anyone...
Hes coming back to take us home to Heaven...
We will rise to meet him in the air...
I dont know where you get all this unBiblical junk from but its not the Bible...
We, all the believers, the Bride of Christ, get to eat together with the Bridegroom, the Lamb of God in Heaven
read the Christian Bible its all in there...
The Book of Revelation...
David Barton stunned the audience when he went on Live TV and told host Randy Robison (here) that just because Beck attends a Mormon church “doesn’t say anything about his personal relationship with Jesus.”
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Actually it says everything
It says that Beck doesnt have a personal relationship with the LORD Jesus Christ of the Christian Bible...
If Beck knew Jesus he wouldnt be a Mormon...
Barton worries that “a lot of people judge Glenn on the label, he’s Mormon.”
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AH no
Beck himself keeps broadcasting on live TV and radio, “Im a Mormon”
If he doesnt want anyone to know why is he telling millions ???
If he wanted people to think he was a Christian and if he was a christian, he would be professing The LORD Jesus Christ...
But Beck doesnt
insteade he says that he is a Mormon...
OK Mormon or Christian
Beck chose mormon...
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