It fits it with one of these conversations going on... ;^)
Don’t know where I heard this:
The Utah Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small art dealer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate them.
The following is the transcript of the event:
GOV’T AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”
ART DEALER: “Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me for 3 years. We pay him $150 a week plus free beer and a lounge in the bunk house. Then there’s the two mentally challenged workers. They work about 18 hours every day and do about 90% of all the work around here. They make about $10 per week, pay their own room and board, and we buy him a bottle of VODKA and her a bottle of WINE every Saturday night so they can cope with life. They also sleep in the same bed.”
GOV’T AGENT: “Those are the ones I want to talk to . . . the mentally challenged ones.”
ART DEALER: “That would be us.”