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1 posted on 07/16/2011 5:02:01 PM PDT by Winstons Julia
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Can we send obama and his administration there?

1 day with a room full of exorcists should do it (a looong day).


2 posted on 07/16/2011 5:04:30 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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Exorcists meet in Poland; Tackle vampires.

They oughta meet in Washington, DC.

4 posted on 07/16/2011 5:08:43 PM PDT by upsdriver (to undo the damage the "intellectual elites" have done. . . . . Sarah Palin for President!)
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"Exorcists meet in Poland; Tackle vampires."

So - like they have Don Henrie playing Quarterback for the Vampire team?

This should be almost as good as the Soccer match between the Classical Philosophers and the long John Silver Impersonators.
5 posted on 07/16/2011 5:13:33 PM PDT by shibumi (While Pablo was wily, William Blake was even more wilier. But the wiliest of all was Desdinova.)
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How many Polack’s does it take to screw a stake into a vampire?

5. One to hold the stake and the others to turn the coffin.


6 posted on 07/16/2011 5:15:51 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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Hay did you hear the one about the Pollock Exorcist and the Vampire?.........


7 posted on 07/16/2011 5:19:41 PM PDT by Slambat (The right to keep and bear arms. Anything one man can carry, drive or pull.)
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Buffy, come back! We have another vampire for you to slay, his name is Edward Cullen.


8 posted on 07/16/2011 5:21:25 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
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10 posted on 07/16/2011 5:26:13 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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15 posted on 07/16/2011 5:53:24 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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I’d believe in exorcists before I’d believe in New Age gurus and various TV evangelists and pop psychologists so popular today.

I have seen it (evil.)


24 posted on 07/16/2011 7:53:20 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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Laugh all you want, but I’m coming to the belief that it was exorcists who were responsible for the 95% decline in sex-abuse cases in the Catholic church between 1978 and 1990.

Yes, all the sex abuse covered in the news media took place before 1990, before the secular news media had a clue there was a scandal.

How? The seminaries were still controlled by the lavendar mafia; the American bishops were still ruled by heretics and cowards... but the exorcists had been unleashed.

The ritual Satanism is part of many, many of the early sex abuse cases.


26 posted on 07/16/2011 8:00:53 PM PDT by dangus
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And by the way, what’s the best technique for tackling a vampire? And are there any rules about how you can and can’t do it?


29 posted on 07/16/2011 8:09:30 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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