One thing I always figured about the Rapture was to make sure to wear clean underpants.
My question is for Mormons, how do the magic underpants fit into the scenario?
Are they perpetually clean? Does the magic fade if the underpants are dirty?
And remember, if you have pets there are atheist businesses who will care for them until the end of their lives should you be taken up.
OK...I’ll bite..... what the h*ll are magic underpants?