OK...I’ll bite..... what the h*ll are magic underpants?
Mormons wear them.
They are magic underwear.
They are magically protective and secret.
And magical.
http://www.mormon-underwear.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment
http://1857massacre.com/MMM/mormon_underwear.htm
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Magic%20Underwear
Don’t mess with the underpants.