whichever way, in both cases, the language is Early Modern English and is nearly outdated — if one reads Shakespeare for instance, the language is rapidly getting outdated too.
Yes...well, if we want modern, we’ll need for someone to come out with “The Texting Bible”.
To be honest, I’m surprised I haven’t seen one yet, although I would be incapable of reading it.
I DO have a Picture Bible though - we bought it for our granddaughter, but with modern trends, it may become a bestseller for adults!
http://www.amazon.com/Picture-Bible-Iva-Hoth/dp/0781430550/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1310144209&sr=8-1