“If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.”
Lee Trevino quotes
Caddyshack? Why do I think that´s such an entertaining movie? My wife hates it.
I once saw and heard a golfer cussing his soul out after he´d thrown his club and it caught in a tree. Wow, was he PO´d.