I can understand why YOU wouldn't read it: you don't need to, with the MINDREADING abilities you have exhibited here; but why won't anyone ELSE read it?
If you found the first spoonful of a food spoiled would YOU eat the entire pot?
The comedic content of your post is that you have to engage in mind reading in order to accuse me of it. (Just once don't you wish you didn't step in it?)