[count-your-change]

“Anything is better than just making up stories about yourself, setting yourself up for a fall, embarrassment, having nobody ever trust you again.”

So true.
I though, am slim and trim, have three PhD’s and am more interesting than that old dude selling Mexican beer. Besides...just a minute...my mom says the President has called back (again) so I suppose I should go see what he wants!

[Elsie]

I though, am slim and trim, have three PhD’s and am more interesting than that old dude selling Mexican beer.

He is NOT old!

(Is 27 considered old in AMERICA?)