Of course, you can't baptise yourself, sheesh
the emphasis is being the SUBJECT of baptism "in the name of Jesus"...any newborn can be baptized without having to have a "YOU MUST...requirement" checklist handed to them --> yet, Jesus said He who believes and is baptized will be saved. (Mk 16:16) -- believes and is baptised --> now, I believe in what Jesus said in the Bible. Why don't you?
Go ahead. Cite the rest: Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned. (Mark 16:16)
Is it because you don't like that Mark doesn't say, "whoever does not believe AND IS NOT BAPTIZED will be condemned." ????