I ran over a snake on my driveway this morning as I was leaving for Palm Sunday services...
I wonder if he wants to come in and post something to that FReeper ???
Maybe he wants to tell us of he is a “holy roller” or a “dead dunker”
Closer to the dead I would think...
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
That would make him a mormon...
(Well, sure. I'll just look into his snake genealogy...find out his egg-burst day...and hey, we know his death day: April 17, 2011...then, since Screamingfist must have met a lot of snake handlers if he assumes all Christians are so dialed in as such, we'll have Screamingfist send us a live teen-age snake who could come into a newly constructed snake temple...and we'll proxy dead dunk the live snake on behalf of the dead snake...so that he, too, can become an eternal Mormon hisser).