[Alex Murphy]

Although the Vatican has taken a strong position opposing same-sex marriage, it has not made a formal determination on the potentially explosive issue of same-sex baptisms. "We'll have to do a thorough review of Scripture and canon law before making a decision on this...."

[Hegewisch Dupa]

Since one has a headband, wouldn't this be an opposite sex couple of kids? Or is one a butch baby?

[workerbee]

Oh good grief.

This one took me a minute. :-/

[American Quilter]

LOL!

[Kenny Bunk]

Alex, once again you have completely misinterpreted the Vatican's stand on a vital issue, which could cause a major scandal among members of heretical sects and cause problems among the faithful.

The Pope has forbidden Baptism to twins of the same sex who are the children of same sex couples in churches which contain statues of Sts. Cosmas and Damien and are located in Minnesota.

A Vatican spokesman who declined to identify himself, said that ".. a Papal dispensation is available if the godparents are themselves twins, or Twins fans." In fact, he said it was a "Lead Pipe Cinch."

BTW, The Tiber River has very high levels of lead, which has actually been of benefit to the Papacy, as Roman mobs no longer throw unpopular Popes into its waters because of Italian EPA rules on exposure to the toxic metal.

[RichInOC]