[greyfoxx39]

Wow. I just sat on the kitchen counter for an hour calling myself a toaster, and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't make a piece of toast. No matter how hard lds try to call themselves Christians mormonISM is not Christianity.

Did anyone wander into your kitchen and say, "Wow...what are you doing on the counter? You look ridiculous."?

[svcw]

[Tennessee Nana]

I just sat on the kitchen counter for an hour calling myself a toaster, and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t make a piece of toast.
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Have you tried English Muffins or Bagels ???