At LEAST if you go on a MORMON tour; you'll get to see some sights and perhaps go swimming!!
http://www.almaldstours.us/book-of-mormon.htm
“”It’s a fascinating learning experience,” with Almas LDS Tours. “We go to archeological sites and talk about why we think the Book of Mormon took place there.””
Bwahahaha! I’m going to start giving tours of Chicago and telling people why I think Homer’s Odyssey took place here. Worth a shot, right?