Then just chill out; drink a Coke®...
Oh WAIT!!! Your scriptures says....
NOTHING about Cokes; yet the robotic MORMONs continue to follow this TEACHING OF MAN.
It must really suck to be a MORMON - so caught up in the lifestyle that they CAN'T get out!
Oh well; their souls will only cry for a little while:
ETERNITY!
ETERNITY! It’s not really forever anymore (wink, wink)