The Fearsome Fivesome here are all named with old-fashioned names, in standard spellings. We also tried (emphasizing that word) to make them difficult to make fun of. Of course, the kids themselves defeated that plan. ;)
I know. My name is as plain as any name could be - very old fashioned and normal. Didn't make any difference . . . until I threatened to clobber a couple of the other kids.