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To: lightman

Hey kids! It’s time for Rev. Mark’s Q&A time:

Q: What can God expect from the ELCA?
A: Apostasy and assorted satanic lies.

Q: What can the ELCA expect from its leaders?
A: The same as anyone else being led about by the blind.

Q: What should the (ELCA) church expect from God?
A: Judgement. The Book of Revelations discusses the Great Whore.

Well, that’s all the Most High Rev. Mark has time for. See you next time His Markness files a report with the High Poobas in the ELCA Council.


4 posted on 11/17/2010 8:00:51 PM PST by WorkingClassFilth
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To: WorkingClassFilth
Are you sure your alter ego isn't Bishop Barbie ?

That was as good as anything "her pinkness" produces!

5 posted on 11/17/2010 8:05:15 PM PST by lightman (Adjutorium nostrum (+) in nomine Domini)
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To: WorkingClassFilth
Q: What can God expect from the ELCA?

I think He made His answer abundantly clear the day of the ELCA convention's vote.


12 posted on 11/18/2010 8:28:53 AM PST by rhema ("Break the conventions; keep the commandments." -- G. K. Chesterton)
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