[Elsie]

But no coffee, no thank you. The Christians, heathens and jack-mormons run the coffee bar but are sure to have tang, gatorade and cocoa available, so they can honor the Words of Wisdom with one hand and a cram a glazed donut in with the other.

The WoW actually MENTIONS those?

SOMEone has been misled!!(But... that's a given.)

[Elsie]

You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire;
you build egos the size of cathedrals; fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse;
grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold-plated fantasies, until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own God...
and where can you go from there?