Mormon kids are not allowed to ride bikes on Sundays? Would that be playing rather than working? Why is that bad?
Why do your kids smell like borscht?
Somebody will be coming soon to call us “Pharisees”!
Funny, I grew up in a working-class Irish Catholic community. Almost everything the Mormons dislike we practised like crazy: smoking, drinking, overeating, soda, everything except maybe weird sex. The Irish don’t like weird sex. Actually, they don’t like sex at all if it really comes down to it - at least Irish-American Catholics in Queens, New York, not Cork, the gay capital of the world.
But we had so much fun with the smoking and drinking.