One quick look at http://church.alltop.com/ makes you cringe. But http://cheezewhizchurch.blogspot.com helps when you think the franchise model worship is taking itself too seriously.
Smooth, plasticky, yellow, oozing, ready-to-consume; spreads easily; sounds like "Jesus" but isn't; appears bright and colorful; doesn't have a lot of serious nutritional substance -- it's gotta be Cheeze Whiz Church
Dude, thank you. I'm going to have to give that a good perusal, in my Abundant Free Time.