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The words of Jesus to Joey Smith and his legal counsel, Personage & Son: Did you read this letter I sent to MY Bride ?

Personage: Signed in RED INK ? That will never stand up in court HAHA How stupid.

Jesus: That’s not ink. That’s My Blood.

Personage: OOOOOOOOO Yucky. Keep that away from my son.

Jesus: Your son doesnt say much.

Personage: He never has had anything to say.

Jesus: Why do you keep rubbing your hands on your tail ?

Personage: You said that red stuff was BLOOD. Who signs a legal letter in blood ?

Jesus: I do.

Personage: Well you’re one sick abominable beast. I dont use blood for anything.

Jesus: What do you use instead ?

Personage: Water. Good old clean water. I drink it and i wash in it. We wash all that blood off people who die with it still clinging to them. Own all the body washing franchises.

Jesus: There’s power in My Blood. (Romans 5:9, Hebrews 13:20)

Personage: Your Blood is yucky.

Jesus: Unless people drink My Blood and eat My Flesh, they will not have Eternal Life and they wont belong to Me. They are not Mine and members of My church, My Bride. (John 6:54-56, 1 Corinthians 11:25)

Personage: I never heard anything so pewky. Cannibals.

Jesus: And unless people are washed in My Blood they dont belong to Me. (Hebrews 9:14, Revelation 1:5)

Personages: Now youre really talkin crazy talk. Are you gettin all this Joey ?

Joey: Yeah he sure is dumb. Weird fella.

Personage: Oh by the way, Jesus, this is Joey Smith.

Jesus: Yes, I know who he is.

Joey: Wadya mean ? I dont know you. I’ve never met ya before in my life. I know everyone in these here parts.

Jesus: I know you havent. But I know all about you.

Personage: Now, now. Ah let’s keep it friendly.

Jesus: Want some water to wash your hands ? How about you Joey ?

Personage: No Joey can wash himself.

Joey: Yeah I can wash myself.

Jesus: Unless I wash you, you wont belong to me (John 13:8)

Joey: Say, man, what happened to your hand ?

Personage: Oh he was in a war or something.

Jesus: Yes, I was in a war againt the powers of darkness for men’s souls. I won.

Joey: HAHA Boy I’d hate to see the other guy if you won.

Jesus: I crushed his head.

Joey: WOW You da man.

Jesus: Yes.

Joey: This son of Personage’s sweated in a garden once. He’s been in a wheelchair ever since. Won a Purple Heart.

Jesus: Yes there’s no law against stolen honor.

Joey: What ?

Jesus: Yes, I see.

Joey: Did you use any big weapons ?

Jesus: Only a Cfross.

Joey: You cant kill many guys with one of those.

Jesus: You would be surprized what can be done with a Cross.

Joey: Why, what did you do with yours ?

Jesus: I vanquished all My enemies.

Joey: Gee who were those guys ?

Personage: OK we gotta go now Joey. See ya later, Jesus. I mean AH yeah..

Joey: Gee man watcha shaking for ? Watcha hurry ? (James 2:19)

Personage: I just rembered something.

Joey: Gosh, i was havin a good time. That guy seemed like a swell fella. And he’s a war hero. Didya see his feet ? I was agonna ask him about that.

Personage: Oh yes he was a brave fellow. But not our kind

Joey: Hey maybe he won a Purple Heart like your son did. Did you see his head wound ?

Joey: Yeah yeah..

Joey: And when turned around. his back..

Personage: Come on, Joey.

Joey: Gosh he was interesting. I could have listened to him a bit more.

Personage: Here’s my son. hear him.....