I want a Pit Bull story where the PB bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary who is campaigning door to door for Duncan Hunter 2012 and tries to defend himself against the Pit Bull with a Sarah Palin for President yard sign and stumbles into the street where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker.
Then you would have the perfect Free Republic thread.
a Mormon Missionary who is campaigning door to door for Duncan Hunter 2012
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You will never have this part...
Duncan Hunter is not a mormon...
Ok, now that’s funny.