Hi, xjcsa! Pastor Bill, meet xjcsa, a full preterist who likes to mess with premillennial believers.
Yes, I'm a Preterist, it's true. But I'm not actually into messing with premillennialists in general. On the other hand I take quite a bit of enjoyment from messing with loons who see every headline as a sign of the end. And I don't try to do so on Preterist terms - I used to be a futurist (Amil), and I thought this stuff was loony then, too.