Yes, I'm a Preterist, it's true. But I'm not actually into messing with premillennialists in general. On the other hand I take quite a bit of enjoyment from messing with loons who see every headline as a sign of the end. And I don't try to do so on Preterist terms - I used to be a futurist (Amil), and I thought this stuff was loony then, too.
I hope heaven won’t be a disappointment when you get there and have to endure an eternity of fellowship with loons!