[Belteshazzar]

I never said, “a four-year-old” cookie thief. I more had in mind a rather older cookie thief.

Well, you just don’t want to answer inconvenient questions sincerely asked, whether by one who is open minded or not, which makes you a poor apologist.

[Petronski]

I never said, “a four-year-old” cookie thief.

Did I claim that you did?

I more had in mind a rather older cookie thief.

I could not imagine caring less.

Well, you just don’t want to answer inconvenient questions sincerely asked...

You've got to be kidding.

[Petronski]

...which makes you a poor apologist.

Or are you more of the pretend college professor type? I didn't sign up for your course, I'm not going to take your final exam, and the idea of you grading me is laughable, in a pathetic sort of way.

But hey, I'm just a Catholic, so my role is just to apologize for that, right?