Did you post this as a joke?
I agree with no petting or fornication outside of marriage, but the other stuff is absurd.
The whole LDS God was once a man who became a god that people pray to and if you’re a good Mormon then you, too, will become a god and people will pray to and worship you thing is absurd to begin with, though...
Ed
I can pretty well guarantee you that to the MORMONs it's no joke!