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1 posted on 02/04/2010 8:03:11 PM PST by Sarah 2012
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I wonder if I can get a refund on my baseball tickets.


31 posted on 02/04/2010 8:22:32 PM PST by Rembrandt (.. AND the donkey you rode in on.)
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At least He’s waiting until after the Super Bowl.


32 posted on 02/04/2010 8:31:18 PM PST by cajuncow
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Guess they forgot that some whom they mock know their Scripture: “No man knows the day nor the hour, not even the angels.” Matthew 24:36


33 posted on 02/04/2010 8:37:14 PM PST by 1951Boomer
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What a bunch of idiots.

Don’t they know it is going to end next Thursday?

Sheesh.


34 posted on 02/04/2010 8:37:29 PM PST by rlmorel (We are traveling "The Road to Serfdom".)
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Not Earth!!!! That’s where I keep all my stuff!


35 posted on 02/04/2010 8:38:43 PM PST by mockingbyrd (Sarah speaks for me!)
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the world is going to end on March 4, 2010.

Not fast enough.

36 posted on 02/04/2010 8:38:55 PM PST by annalex (http://www.catecheticsonline.com/CatenaAurea.php)
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IT’S SATIRE lol


37 posted on 02/04/2010 8:39:33 PM PST by patriot preacher (To be a good American Citizen and a Christian IS NOT a contradiction. (www.mygration.blogspot.com))
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Thanks everyone for clearing this up for me. I was confused for a moment.

They are real slimeballs. I don’t much care for them at all.


46 posted on 02/04/2010 9:23:04 PM PST by Sarah 2012
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Can you give me the exact time so I’ll know whether to sleep late that day?


50 posted on 02/04/2010 11:29:31 PM PST by count-your-change (You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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Don’t hold your breath. Cannot happen on that date...pure and simple!


52 posted on 02/05/2010 12:29:27 AM PST by Shery (in APO Land)
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As long as historians don’t decide that the Free World ended on January 20, 2010, I’m happy.


53 posted on 02/05/2010 12:41:18 AM PST by Pollster1 (Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
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I have been carefully studying the books of Revelation, Daniel, and other key passages in Matthew, Ezekiel, and Song of Solomon, and having computed some numbers, have realized the return of Jesus is going to be three weeks from now!

Landover Baptist is a known satire site.

Now, post this on Freerepublic without the "SATIRE" tag, and I guarantee you will generate excitement, in certain circles.

55 posted on 02/05/2010 6:31:06 AM PST by Lee N. Field ("What is your only comfort, in life and death?" "That I an not my own, but belong, body and soul...")
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