I have been carefully studying the books of Revelation, Daniel, and other key passages in Matthew, Ezekiel, and Song of Solomon, and having computed some numbers, have realized the return of Jesus is going to be three weeks from now!
Landover Baptist is a known satire site.
Now, post this on Freerepublic without the "SATIRE" tag, and I guarantee you will generate excitement, in certain circles.
Landover Baptist is a known satire site
every Baptist site is a satire site