Posted on 02/04/2010 8:03:11 PM PST by Sarah 2012
Feb 11th will be an important sign of what is to come...
Ummmm...., yeah, a reminder on the calendar to not forget February 14th (or I'm in the doghouse!)... LOL...
Dont they know it is going to end next Thursday?
Now... wait a minute! On TV, I'm sure they said it was all going to end on December 21, 2012...
Well..ST if it does..I am ready.....
:)
I might could do better, but I think my heart, mind and soul is ready to meet the KING OF KINGS!
I hope so!
DAMN.....I just prepaid my golf membership for the entire year......I wonder what their refund policy is????
Thanks everyone for clearing this up for me. I was confused for a moment.
They are real slimeballs. I don’t much care for them at all.
March 4th is my birthday. I tend to have quiet birthdays....no way this is gonna happen. :)
LOL.
Sigh.
Then I guess your right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness are alienable after all. No Creator = No Referee = Nietzsche wins, Constitution loses. You really OK with that?
Can you give me the exact time so I’ll know whether to sleep late that day?
Well, its even better than that. They probably do not realize that one of the most specific predictions is that unbelievers would mock the Second Coming in a manner not unlike the mockery directed at Noah just before the flood came:
2Peter 3:3-4 ... knowing this first: that scoffers will come in the last days, walking according to their own lusts, and saying, “Where is the promise of His coming? For since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of creation.”
So, ironically, their mockery is a fulfillment of Apostolic prophecy and an early herald of the Second Coming. Hmmm...
Don’t hold your breath. Cannot happen on that date...pure and simple!
As long as historians don’t decide that the Free World ended on January 20, 2010, I’m happy.
Sir Isaac Newton said the world will end on April 3, 2060. At around noon. He was one smart dude who spent a lot of time studying the Bible. We got 50 years to party then its all over.
I have been carefully studying the books of Revelation, Daniel, and other key passages in Matthew, Ezekiel, and Song of Solomon, and having computed some numbers, have realized the return of Jesus is going to be three weeks from now!
Landover Baptist is a known satire site.
Now, post this on Freerepublic without the "SATIRE" tag, and I guarantee you will generate excitement, in certain circles.
6:20 in the morning? Sorry, I will still be sleeping at that hour. Guess I will miss it.
Landover Baptist is a known satire site
every Baptist site is a satire site
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