To: sitetest; Mad Dawg
Good call... this thread needs some levity.
I have another:
There are three things about the Catholic Church known only to God:
1) How much property the Jesuits own.
2) What the Dominicans teach.
3) How many orders of women religious there actually are.
191 posted on
01/04/2010 6:20:09 PM PST by
GCC Catholic
(0bama, what are you hiding? Just show us the birth certificate...)
To: GCC Catholic; Mad Dawg
Dear GCC Catholic,
I gotta give equal time to the Jesuits!
A Jesuit and a Dominican are arguing which order is superior. They agree to let God decide. They pray, “O God our Father in Heaven! Judge between us! Which one of our two orders is superior to the other??”
After a while, a little slip of paper descends from the clouds. It says:
“I love you both.
“- God, S.J.”
sitetest
192 posted on
01/04/2010 6:25:56 PM PST by
sitetest
(If Roe is not overturned, no unborn child will ever be protected in law.)
To: GCC Catholic; sitetest
Could you tell me the difference between the Presbyterian church and the Catholic Church.We have WAY more gold lamé.
198 posted on
01/04/2010 6:57:42 PM PST by
Mad Dawg
(Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.)
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