I gotta give equal time to the Jesuits!
A Jesuit and a Dominican are arguing which order is superior. They agree to let God decide. They pray, “O God our Father in Heaven! Judge between us! Which one of our two orders is superior to the other??”
After a while, a little slip of paper descends from the clouds. It says:
“I love you both.
“- God, S.J.”
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But of course, ACTUALLY the note said: God, OP.