Well what do you know...somehow the Saint’s relics made their way to...Ireland!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/12/14/is-santa-buried-in-this-irish-grave-115875-21895936/
Well it didn’t take long for the abominable Turks to demand that the relics be returned!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8432314.stm