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LOL CAT ONLINE BIBLE - Blessingz to Uze. Kthxbai!
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Posted on 10/15/2009 9:51:57 PM PDT by Jo Nuvark
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To: BunnySlippers
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posted on
10/16/2009 7:31:53 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Jo Nuvark
1 John 1
Baby Jebus sais Ceiling Cat is made of lyte and win, he has 0 failz.6 If you sez u be down wit Ceiling Cat but has failz, u dont has no wins for realz and ar failzing.7 But if u be down wit Ceiling Cat and haz win, you can has baff wit Baby Jeezuz and cleaneded all ur failz n eevlz.8 you all has evulz an 0 truths.9 If u tel the Ceiling Cat bout ur evulz and he will be leik "OK datz kewl. U hav baff now."10 If u sais u not can has failz, ur a liar! Donut be lien to da Ceiling Cat!
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posted on
10/16/2009 7:32:15 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Jo Nuvark
OK ... gotta find my favourite passage, see how it looks in "lolcat" ...
Teh Cat Macro Becamded Flesh
1 In teh beginz is teh meow, and teh meow sez "Oh hai Ceiling Cat" and teh meow iz teh Ceiling Cat.2 Teh meow an teh Ceiling Cat iz teh bests frenz in teh begins.
3 Him maeks alls teh cookies; no cookies iz maed wifout him.4 Him haz teh liefs, an becuz ov teh liefs teh doodz sez "Oh hay lite."5 Teh lite iz pwns teh darks, but teh darks iz liek "Wtf."
6 And teh Ceiling Cat haz dis otehr man; his naem iz John.7 He tellz teh ppl dat teh lites is tehre, so dat teh doodz mite bleev"8 Him wuz not teh lite; he jsut sez teh lites is tehre.9 Teh tru lite ov lotz of lite wuz comes, k?
10 He iz liek, "Oh hai, I mades u," but teh wurld duznt sees him.11 He iz comes to his stuffs, but his stuffs sez "Do not want!"12 And sum guyz did want, and sez "Teh Ceiling Cat pwns," and deez guyz iz liek his kidz13 But not liek reel kidz, k? Iz liek teh Ceiling Cats kidz. 14 Teh cat macro comez dwn frm Ceiling (omg) and he is lives wif us. We is sees teh glorie taht is frum teh one n only; him come from teh dad wif teh grace and teh truth.
15 John is liek "Oh hai" becuz uf him. He sez "OMG tihs guy iz teh one taht is comes after me him iz bettr becuz him comes frst, k?"16 Becuz is a lotz of grayce we can has cheezburgers.17 Moses is liek "Hay I has teh lawz"; Jebus is has teh grayce and teh trooth.18 Ceiling Cat is Invisible, but teh one n only (him is wif Ceiling Cat) is liek "Hay look."
Teh lite iz pwns teh darks, but teh darks iz liek "Wtf." ...
Scary ... I can actually read and understand all that.
43
posted on
10/16/2009 7:36:27 AM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: Jo Nuvark
LOL! DId you write that? So cute...
44
posted on
10/16/2009 7:41:56 AM PDT
by
Fawn
To: sistabrista
Do you know how much I hate snow? After 44 years it is my enemy. I can’t wait to get away from this weather when I retire.
45
posted on
10/16/2009 8:20:11 AM PDT
by
angcat
("GO YANKEES")
To: Vendome
I cant believe someone or a group of someones took the time to do this!You think that these people had too much time, check this out...
Code for the "hello world" program in 'C':
#include <stdio.h>
main()
{
printf("Hello World\n"");
}
LolCode:
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE
See the Lol Code page
Mark
46
posted on
10/16/2009 8:24:35 AM PDT
by
MarkL
(Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
To: MarkL
Wow. Gotta go back and look at it some more.
Amazing.
47
posted on
10/16/2009 8:26:51 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: Jo Nuvark; Slings and Arrows; Lady Jag
![](http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/longcat-vs-tacgnol2.jpg)
COMETH TEH RITEOUS SMAKDOWNZ!
To: Caesar Soze
Uze ur good Bereanz cat.
[... John 7 is in a one-verse-per-line format,...]
one-verse-PURR-line...
Fitz urz.
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posted on
10/16/2009 8:44:33 AM PDT
by
Jo Nuvark
(Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
To: trisham
Must be global warming.........
To: martin_fierro
I still haven't figured out where Longcat and Tacgnol fit into all this. Perhaps LOL
Zoroastrianism?
51
posted on
10/16/2009 8:48:37 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
To: Slings and Arrows; Caesar Soze
Thx... I was looking for that link.
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posted on
10/16/2009 8:53:22 AM PDT
by
Jo Nuvark
(Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
To: Jo Nuvark
53
posted on
10/16/2009 8:56:48 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
To: Fawn
Noze. Deh Ceiling Cat wotz it!
54
posted on
10/16/2009 9:00:53 AM PDT
by
Jo Nuvark
(Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
To: martin_fierro
55
posted on
10/16/2009 9:01:50 AM PDT
by
Jo Nuvark
(Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
To: Slings and Arrows
56
posted on
10/16/2009 9:04:09 AM PDT
by
greyfoxx39
(ObaMugabe is turning this country into another Zimbabwe as fast as he can with ACORN's help.)
To: greyfoxx39
57
posted on
10/16/2009 9:11:48 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
To: Slings and Arrows
58
posted on
10/16/2009 9:59:13 AM PDT
by
Jo Nuvark
(Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
To: Jo Nuvark
Three seconds earlier...
59
posted on
10/16/2009 10:08:58 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
To: Jo Nuvark
60
posted on
10/16/2009 10:29:12 AM PDT
by
Fawn
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