[Tax-chick]

Would you like to see a picture of my cat? I'd compose a poem, but it's been a long day, and my husband has a travel video on.

[Judith Anne]

I don’t know about others, but I am vastly entertained by the picture of your charming cat. It looks as though it has great powers of discernment...;-D

[Lee N. Field]

Would you like to see a picture of my cat?

Ohh. By the way, speaking of cats, give this a watch. As the supposed owner of multiple cats, I find it highly amusing.

[MarkBsnr]

***Would you like to see a picture of my cat? I’d compose a poem, but it’s been a long day, and my husband has a travel video on.***

I have a translation of the LOLcat Bible http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page that I will post excerpts from here. Nehemiah 10:

10 Ai haz seed dat the catnips no haz given two teh preasts an other doods, so ai give it dey.11 An den Iz said two all teh leaders “SRSLY, WAI YUZ NO RESPECK CEILING CAT AN HIM HOUS?! WAI?!?!” An den ai maed dem acted wriet.12 Den all teh izreelites haz putted teh cheezburger an catnips awai, an dey haz no eated dem.13 An Iz maed Shelemiah an sum other dood watched teh cheezburger an catnip two maek shur dey no iz eated.14 Ai srsly hopes Ceiling Cat apprwecaet good stuffs Iz doed four Him.

Nehemiah iz Changin Restings Dai
15 Iz seed yuz doods makin wien wif yu feets on teh dai ov rest. Yuz also doed moar werk an carrain tings an evan doed stuffs wif donkais. Yuz evan bied cheezburger on teh dai ov rest, an YUZ HAZ EATED DEM!16 Deez tyrian doods, dey haz also browt yuz fish an tings on teh dai ov rest, an YUZ HAS EATED DEM TWO!17 SRSLY, ai noooo tink Ceiling Cat iz liking all yuz workin on him dai ov rest! Yuz nevar workin; yuz veree veree veree lazee, so wai yuz workin on dai ov resting?! WAI??!!18 Yuz doods haz two respek Ceiling Cat moar oar him oblitarait yuz lik him doed two yuz mommies an yuz daddies. Yuz annoi teh Ceiling Cat, den yuz ded. Srsly.

Isaiah 58:1 Yu shud meow lotz cuz ya liek yu needa tell teh noobz there dumb.2 Thar ahweyz lukin foar meh an liek but dat wuz before wen thay wuzent ghey.

Psalms 11:4 Ceiling Cat is in teh ceiling;
Ceiling Cat is on his pimpd out kitteh bed.
He cheks teh ppl;
his eyes chek tehm duh.

5 Ceiling Cat laikz teh h4x,
but teh lamzors n trols
r on teh rode to destrucshun.

6 On teh lamzors he wil drop
burning cat pu;
taht burnz tehr akshun figur colekshuns.

7 For Ceiling Cat rulz,
4 great justice;
kewl d00dz wil c him’s fuz face. Rawk!

Psalm 127:1 If Ceiling Cat not maek kitteh condo, den condo iz not be maked rite. If Ceiling Cat iz gaurding stuffs, den iz ok for peeps to taek napz.

Sorry, was there anything else?

[Mr Rogers]

Don't have a cat, but here is one of me with ONE of my 3 dogs...SOMEBODY likes me!

[ArrogantBustard]

Here’s a nice poem:

JABBERWOCKY

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought —
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

“And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!’
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.