Posted on 10/15/2009 5:56:33 PM PDT by Jedediah
Oracles of my servants are true and report what I am doing today for as my word forget the former things behold I do a new thing and I shall speak it through whom I choose without man's approval or their vain imaginations rooted in pride and knowledge of the flesh and not the kingdom for they know not of my ways as long as they seek to admire their flesh .
So "my" chosen and few shall speak of new things and things to come and the shallow minded shall not conceive the things of the Spirit of The Lord that they reject in prideful wanderings for truly they are only a desert unto themselves and those blind that follow these empty sounding gongs absent of The Father's love .
So come ! To the Spring of Living Waters for I shall quench your thirst through The Spirit of The Lord for I AM THE WORD and only My Spirit can reveal this to you by The Father's will .
Will you come ? Or wrestle with me for day is breaking and your Morningstar calls to those in " humble abide " .
Abide with me and fast the earth !
1 Corinthians 1:20-22 20 Where is the wise? Where is the scribe? Where is the disputer of this age? Has not God made foolish the wisdom of this world? 21 For since, in the wisdom of God, the world through wisdom did not know God, it pleased God through the foolishness of the message preached to save those who believe. 22 For Jews request a sign, and Greeks seek after wisdom;
1 Corinthians 2:13-15 13 These things we also speak, not in words which man’s wisdom teaches but which the Holy[a] Spirit teaches, comparing spiritual things with spiritual. 14 But the natural man does not receive the things of the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him; nor can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. 15 But he who is spiritual judges all things, yet he himself is rightly judged by no one.
Isaiah 43:18-21 18 “ Do not remember the former things, Nor consider the things of old. 19 Behold, I will do a new thing, Now it shall spring forth; Shall you not know it? I will even make a road in the wilderness And rivers in the desert. 20 The beast of the field will honor Me, The jackals and the ostriches, Because I give waters in the wilderness And rivers in the desert, To give drink to My people, My chosen. 21 This people I have formed for Myself; They shall declare My praise.
BTW - if John the Baptist could doubt Jesus without Jesus being angry, then Mr Rogers the Baptist can doubt Jedediah the Internet Prophet without making Jesus mad.
***BTW - if John the Baptist could doubt Jesus without Jesus being angry, then Mr Rogers the Baptist can doubt Jedediah the Internet Prophet without making Jesus mad.***
It seems not. J-d is very unpresent. Perhaps He is readying thunderbolts in order to slay us through the very medium of the internets. We need to appeal to the power of the LOLcats in order to protect us from the lunatics.
Ceiling cat will watch over us. Wrongful prophets will be LOL’d until they give up.
Nuh-uh.
I've looked through this thread and a couple others that are in the same vain and asked myself a question.
Which poster could have written something to stop the insanity?
I think the answer is more along the lines of - it all would have died down if one person had never posted, Quix.
Instead of fighting with all comers, Quix, if anything needs to be done, Jedediah needs help.
LOL.
Toooooooooo true.
But this week, it seems like a particularly abundant crop with several extra layers of, extra itensities of nastiness have been flooding out of their tiny little boxes.
What’s the occasion?
Why the explosion in degrees and amounts of brazenly mean-spirited nastiness way above even their usual poisoned finger flinging?
Did a new batch of something get released from hell?
Has there been a new appointment of new mods from nastiville and their cohorts are luxuriating in the camaraderie of it all?
Mystifying.
Ah wellll Probably keeps them off the streets and from yelling at lil old ladies in parking lots.
It is simply the drose from the refining fire that is being turned up upon the world at this time.
Any updates on your relationship with J-d?
Ahhhhhhh
Hmmmmmmmmmmm . . . certainly plausible.
Thx.
***Wuss.
Nuh-uh.***
Are too. Nah nahnny boo boo.
I think that the LOLcat Creed needs to be recited here to ward off both the Jedediah and the Quix personas:
Ceiling Cat Creed
We blieves in one big kitteh, Ceiling Cat,
who maded teh urfs an teh skiez
an all teh cheezburgers an teh invizibul bicycles an stuff.
We blieves in one happycat, Jeebus,
onliest son ov Ceiling Cat,
bornded beefor all teh cheezburgers an stuffs,
He gots some Ceiling Cat in him, srsly, k?
He helpded Ceiling Cat makes all teh cheezburgers an stuffs.
“Fer all teh kittehs he comez down frum teh ceiling
an beez a kitteh thru da Force an teh virjn Hello Kitty! wit no hankie pankies,
an was reely a kitteh, srsly.
He got teh crucify fer us kittehs by Pilate;
An gots todally pwned and faceplanted.
An caem bak to lief on teh thrd dai liek it wuz fortolded in teh Bible
An went bak up to teh Ceiling, an tuk a nappy in teh sunbeam nex to Ceiling Cat.
He will come bak daon frum teh Ceiling, to be teh judge ov teh live kittehs an teh dead kittehs.
An hiz kitteh kingdum bees furevr.
We blieves in Hovercat, teh giber ov life,
who comes frum Ceiling Cat an Happycat,
who we lurves jus like Ceiling Cat an Happycat,
an who tellz teh profits whut to sai.
We blieves in teh itteh bitteh kitteh committeh.
We DO NOT WANT baffs, but will hav wun fur furgivness.
We spektin to caem bak to life after we faceplant,
an lives furever in teh Ceiling.
And may God forgive us all, not least of all me.
Oh, yes, Judith Anne. That’s something YOU never do, LOL.
Oh, that’s about the same as you said, so I take it you don’t consider yourself a Christian?
Well, I don’t care to be in your category. You can believe what you want about him.
It’s gotten really nasty here lately. People don’t realize that if he is truly one of God’s anointed, they are in deep doo with God.
It’s not what I say, ever.
Gnostics are not Christians.
Well, Christ does indwell us and He does speak to us.
It appears that the gap is wayyyyyy bigger than that issue.
No, but you called me one. How Christian of you.
What did I call you?
Post the proofs, please.
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