Come up here ! Raptured

The Joshua Chronicles ^ | OCT 6, 09 | Jedediah

[Jedediah]

The threshholds that have been forgotten are about to come to light ,

A bright shining gateway of my will and might ,

An awareness of the past newly revealed ,

An entryway illuminated to a new facet and seal ,

Scrolls opened and spoken in the Portico ,

A declaration shouted and with trumpets reveal things spoken long ago ,

A literal atmosphere released ,

Of Joy and love yet in Power and Peace ,

By the voices of My shofars <~ ~ ~ ,

For I am calling them near and far ,

The scrolls shut for just such a time ,

Revealed to John and now to those I call mine ,

This is the trumpet you have been waiting for !!!

Calling out from my porticos of time to the ones beloved I adore ,

So listen carefully !

For SOON you "Shall Witness" My Majesty ! ! !

Revelation 4:1 Worship in Heaven 1 Then as I looked, I saw a door standing open in heaven, and the same voice I had heard before spoke to me like a trumpet blast. The voice said, “Come up here, and I will show you what must happen after this.”

[Jedediah]

Ezekiel 44:1-3 Then he brought me back the way of the gate of the outward sanctuary which looketh toward the east; and it was shut. 2. Then said the LORD unto me; This gate shall be shut, it shall not be opened, and no man shall enter in by it; because the LORD, the God of Israel, hath entered in by it, therefore it shall be shut. 3. It is for the prince; the prince, he shall sit in it to eat bread before the LORD; he shall enter by the way of the porch of that gate, and shall go out by the way of the same.

[MarkBsnr]

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1 2 “Do not let your hearts be troubled. You have faith in God; have faith also in me.
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In my Father’s house there are many dwelling places. If there were not, would I have told you that I am going to prepare a place for you?
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3 And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back again and take you to myself, so that where I am you also may be.
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Where (I) am going you know the way.” 4
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Thomas said to him, “Master, we do not know where you are going; how can we know the way?”
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Jesus said to him, “I am the way and the truth 5 and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
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If you know me, then you will also know my Father. 6 From now on you do know him and have seen him.”
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Philip said to him, “Master, show us the Father, 7 and that will be enough for us.”
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Jesus said to him, “Have I been with you for so long a time and you still do not know me, Philip? Whoever has seen me has seen the Father. How can you say, ‘Show us the Father’?
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Do you not believe that I am in the Father and the Father is in me? The words that I speak to you I do not speak on my own. The Father who dwells in me is doing his works.
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Believe me that I am in the Father and the Father is in me, or else, believe because of the works themselves.
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Amen, amen, I say to you, whoever believes in me will do the works that I do, and will do greater ones than these, because I am going to the Father.
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And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son.
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If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it.
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“If you love me, you will keep my commandments.

We have the revelation of Jesus Christ, not the imperfect misunderstanding of the OT that the Jews did not get, and the Reformed persist in misunderstanding.

[Petronski]

Fab Five Freddie told me everybody’s high
DJ’s spinnin’ are savin’ my mind
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sez fas, Flashe’ no do
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin’ cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercuries and Subarus
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin’ cars
Then, when there's no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move too slow, ‘cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he's eatin’ bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat ‘em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin’ in the rain
I said don't stop, do punk rock

Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
‘Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars when the TV’s on
And now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
‘Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin’ cars and eatin’ bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up!

[Quix]

THANKS THANKS.

BLESSED BE THE NAME OF THE LORD.

[tx_eggman]

Jed, I never got a response to my post on your previous thread:

On your profile page you state:

I operate in the five fold ministry doing God’s will and uplifting the Saints called by his name to bring the Bride of Christ together AS ONE !

A couple of questions from me ...

Are you involved in a local church?
Are you submitted to any kind of authority anywhere?

Just askin'

[Chong]

Jed,

Also, you never answered the question about whether you believe that you are a prophet of God or not. Yes or No?

A simple and legitimate question seeing that you are proclaiming a lot of stuff here on FR on religion threads.

[wagglebee]

Also, you never answered the question about whether you believe that you are a prophet of God or not. Yes or No?

I think it's now time to add another yes or no question.

Jedediah are you now claiming that you have been "Raptured"? YES or NO.

[Tax-chick]

Wi-fi connections are turning up just *everywhere* these days.

[wagglebee]

So, when a person is “raptured” are they given advance notification so they can make sure they have their laptop, cell phone and other personal items? Is there a 7-11 in Raptureland?

[Tax-chick]

I don’t know. Wasn’t there something in “Left Behind” about hair extensions and breast implants on the floor? Seems like it would be tough to hide a Blackberry for the ride!

[aruanan]

Come up here ! Raptured

More like ruptured eschatology.

[Larry Lucido]

I was thinking maybe Stairway to Heaven.

[wagglebee]

Hmmm, maybe there’s a Best Buy in Raptureland and you just have to get a new one.

[Petronski]

Well, someone sure has a bustle in their hedgerow...

[Larry Lucido]

I just signed up. I can upgrade after a time, times and half a time. So somewhere between 3 1/2 years and 490 years.

[Tax-chick]

Danged Microsoft products, even in the Hereafter ...

[humblegunner]

You're gonna get smacked, baiting a for-real-and-all prophet like that.

At the very least, you'll get some bad poetry written about you.

[wagglebee]

I think I need to save this post, it could be years before you and I publicly agree again.

[wagglebee]

I’ve been asking the “prophet” whether or not be was a for-real-and-all prophet for about a week now and he won’t answer.

I guess he was busy getting raptured and then he had to wait to get his Rapturland WiFi account.