And what's this I hear about your pope???
He was having a theological discussion with a cardinal and decided he had to go into the Vatican basement to check out some old archives...
Turns out the Cardinal heard this screaming, bawling and crying and ran down the stairs to come to the aid of the pope...
He got there and the pope had a book open and the tears were running down his face and the cardinal ask 'what is it'???
The pope says, 'it says CELEBRATE, not celebate...
Ahh, that's life in Rome...