LOL!!!!
Phony humility eh, Resty? (You know we Protestants emerged from the likes of reformers like Martin Luther...Luther said if you're going to sin, to sin boldly. I guess in light of your "...self-flatulation...is a form of phony humility" statement, were we to put a Luther spin on that, it might be that "if you're going to flatulate, flatulate boldly!" ... we wouldn't want any "false humility" on that end to go around!)
Last months National Geographic blames it on the Captain; then found out it was the whale!