LOL! Relativism, huh?
I was thinking of Fr. Feelgood.
You know...we all need "to get in touch with how we feel about Obama's historic presidency and what it means for social justice and people stuggling against colonialist oppression in the Third World..."
Fr. Jenkins and Fr. McB can fill in the rest on how this relates to Schleiermacher, Rudy Bultmann, the brothers Niebuhr, and Notre Dame's Wittgenstein Project of interfaith "dialogue" and ecumenism, providing jobs for out-of-work Calvinists, agnostics, and atheists.